News Archive

It is here that we collect the most pungent and meaningful episodes of our lives, so that others might share in Great Events. Please read to discover:

• §   That one time Keith got attacked by a cat.
• §   When the van had a problem, and it turned out it was the fuel sensor (I mean, come on, Chevy!)
• §   A dog who peed on people from a rooftop.
• §   A collection of perfectly pleasant other dogs we've met throughout the U.S.
• §   Christian's dog.
• §   How we used to collect magnets, but don't anymore.

Of course, these posts also contain videos, trailers and screening dates for Justin's various movies, tour announcements, and links to new songs. If you're looking for some kind of biography of the band, our Wikipedia entry is surprising free of gross inaccuracies and those cunning weasel words.